cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

urtube:

lucifer-your-lord-and-saviour:

urtube:

Why can’t I just have clear skin!

Because people would see your insides omg

-_-

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice