mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
have you ever just cried because you’re you
"There are some people, I’m kinda glad I’m not close with anymore."
"Sober or drunk, it’s always you."
Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
when your mom comes home and you forgot to thaw the chicken
If you’re going to send me snapchats that you send to everyone or also put in your snap story I’m going to delete you from my snapchat