666rofl:

yzma:


it’s in this exact frame that you see the moment where she realises that she is in fact going to die


bitch look like she did die

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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ahrned:

when your mom comes home and you forgot to thaw the chicken 

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dlubes:

If you’re going to send me snapchats that you send to everyone or also put in your snap story I’m going to delete you from my snapchat

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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linxspiration:

I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.
breakfast-with-satan:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

greatest thing ever

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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